March 2012
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
hipsterhispanics:
I hope Rick Santorum warms up a hot pocket and it’s cold in the middle
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the-deduction-of-221b:
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evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...”
– I might just copy and paste this so I can have this perfect answer ready when people say things like “but how does this “rape culture” actually affect women?” (via watsonesque)
Troh-fros and Stereo: "I have no interest (and... →
omegalowmaniac:
See, here’s the thing. I didn’t cry when Fall Out Boy broke up. A band I quite literally and honestly claim saved my life when I was experiencing my first true manic episode, a band that has played a huge role in mine and my best friend’s friendship and mental health, and I…
February 2012
ryanrossisafairyprincess:
I really feel as if that ‘Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump’ post should have more notes. And then it should be tweeted to him. Maybe it’d make him feel like there ARE fans that love him and support him regardless of his weight and if he’s in FOB or not. I honestly wish I could be there with him right now and hug him. He doesn’t deserve to be treated so shitty.
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welcometothe-blackparade:
I’m waiting for the day that Mikey screams, “NO. FUCK YOU. LET ME SPEAK” to Gerard during an interview and Gerard just goes silent in shock and Mikey finishes what he’s saying all casually.
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science-of-induction:
Read More
Reblog this if you love Patrick Stump.
oxobri:
lipglosssmile:
falloutboy-:
asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
FOREVER
AND EVER
ALWAYS
FOREVER AND EVER
wentzporta:
raise your hand if you think patrick stump is untalented
hey where’d all your hands go
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obesitycore:
one time someone was mean to patrick stump and then i killed them the end
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anusly:
if you were ever mean to patrick stump there is a special place for you to roast in hell
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Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
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inaneffymood:
THIS AIN’T A SCENE
IT’S A
GAH
DAH
ARH
RAH
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via valjeans)
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cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer